TUMARE JIENDGE ME KABHI KOE GAM NA HO
APKI ,AANKHE KANHI ANSUOO SE NAM NA HO
APKO MAILE ROJ-ROJ NAYEGIRL FRIEND
JINKI UMAR 80 SE KAM NA HO
PHOOL BINA KHUSHBU BEKAAR
CHANDANI BINA CHAND,BEKAAR
PYAAR BINA ZINDAGI BEKAAR AUR
GIRL-FRIEND KE BINA CARTOON-NETWORK BEKAAR
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..
Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai
tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai
Lekin
Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta......
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta......
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha......
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Are miss karna hai to macharo ko karo.......
jo apni jaan per khelkar bhi aapko kiss kiya karte hai.........
aik baat bataon raaz ki
karo us larki sey asshqi
jis k chehre pey ho sadgi
sanso main ho taazgi
chandni ho chand kee
raani ho wo raat ki
khushboo ho gulab ki
batain karay pyar ki
nazuk ho mizzajj ki
achy ho ikhlaq ki
paband ho namaz ki
khidmat karay ma bap ki
aur kahay
main hon sirf aap ki …
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to
kya hua umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge
Ladki(Konsi Hai Bhai) Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Baba Bhai Bole : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
Baaghon mein phool khilte rahenge......
raat mein deep jalte rahenge......
Khuda aapko saari khushiyan dede.....
Baaki takleef to hum aapko dete rahenge....
Paani aane ki baat karte ho.....
Dil jalaney ki baat karte ho.....
humne cheh din se muh nahi dhoya.....
aur tum nahane ki baat karte ho.....
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
vo Bhi Kya Din The Jab Hame Iog
Deewaano Ki Tarah Kiss Kiya Karte The
Par Hay Hamari Futi Kismat Ke
Us Waqt Ham 2 Saal Ke Hua Karte The
Din mein chaand sitare acche nahi lagte.....
Ab duniya ke yeh nazare acche nahi lagte....
Koi jikar kyo nahi karta humare ghar per....
ki ab hum Kuware acche nahi lagte.........
Agar koi app ko dukh de,taklef de, apko rone pe majbour kare to ap b usko rula sakte hain pata hai kaise?? uski ankh main ungli mar ke
Aaj phir mujhe apni kismat per rona aaya........
jab meine phir pyar mein dhokha paaya.........
phir ke kudi ko dekha to yeh mann muskuraya.......
aur bola dekh teri kismat tune kya khoya aur kya paya.........
Lamha Lamha waqt Guzar jaiga..
Shaadi k bandhan mai koi Aapko Baandh jaiga..
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se koi AFFAIR krlo..
Kya pata kal konsa CARTOON aapka DULHA banajyga
Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka"
Mere pass 1 bandar aya aur kaha,
mujhe logo ko pareshan karna hai,
maine tumhara naam bataya to usne jhapad mara,
aur kaha "BOSS" se panga nahi.
Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna ....
Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi
Daton ko barabar ghis dalne ka
moti ke mafik chamka dalne ka
hath me cutting chay leke
sab friend log ko bol dal
"subah ho gayi mamu" Bole to gudwali morning
Cheez Bewafai se badkar kya hogi,
Gum_e_halat judai se badkar kya hogi,
Jise deni ho saza 4 saal ke liye,
B.E. ki Padhai se badkar kya hogi
Ab bhul chuka hun sab kuchh
jo yaad hain wo bhi bhula dunga
ab laut ke mere paas na aana warna
haath ka kangan gale ki phaansi bana doonga
Jawani ke din nokeelay hogaye........
Jazbaat hamaray chamkeelay hogaye..........
Izhaar-e- Muhabaat main hum dheelay hogaye........
aur un kay haath peelay hogaye........
Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata...
