Christmas SMS

If one night a big fat man jumps 
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

MARRY CHRISTMAS 
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

Merry X-mas 
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas

New is the year, new are the hopes 
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

Lets welcome the year which is fresh 
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

Your as big boned as father christmas claus
your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!

if one night you wake up and a big fat male 
if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you. .

I hope you have a wonderful christmas 
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays

I am dreaming of white Christmas
I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Happy Christmas.

May your world be filled with warmth 
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas

May the good times and treasures 
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

May the joy and peace of Christmas
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

If one night a big fat man jumps 
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

May the good times and treasures 
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

Mr 
wish you and your family a happy easter and make your all days full of success and happieness

Happy Holidays 
May the glow of christmas the spirit of christmas, and the magic of christmas fill your heart all year long

Merry christmas 
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas

Wishing you a season of blessings 
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

Christmas SMS collection

Christmas may be many things 
or it may be a few. 
For you, the joy 
is each new toy; 
for me; 
it’s watching U.


Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.


Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.


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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
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Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

Diwali special Shayari and Jokes:

1. Aapko Diwali Mubarak Ho,

Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho..

Kintu Parantu ..I know its 2 early

Bt I have thousands of beauties, hotties and smarties to wish…

So I thougnt to finish AunTies & UncLes 1st

2. Amitabh -

mere paas rocket hai,

shurli hai,

chakri hai,

murga bumb hai,

anaar hai,

tumhare paas kya hai?

Shashi kapoor -

mere paas

maachis hai!:p

3. Apun wishing u a wonderful,

super-duper,

zabardast,

xtra-badhiya,

xtra special

ekdum mast n dhinchak,

bole to ekdum Jhakaas

“HAPPY DiWALi”

4. Mai Apna Mann Sirf

Puja

Archana

Aarti

Shradha

Bhawana Me H Lagana

Chahta Hu

Apke Pados Me Koi

Rehti Ho To Batao

5. This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:

C-Care

A-Affection

S-Smiles

H-Hugs

* HAPPY DIWALI *

6. Krishna Ki Ukti Hanuman Ki Shakti

Meerabai Ki Bhakti Ramchandra Ka Gyan

Karan Ka Daan Einstein Ki Buddhi

Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi Gandhi Ki Ahimsa

India Ki Parampara Vajpayee Ki Maryada

Nizaam Ki Sampada Michael Jordan Ki Salary

Abdul Kalam Ki Vocabulary Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem

Sweetheart Ka Amarprem Microsoft Ke Share

Rupiyo Ke Dher Tata Ke Senses

Ambani Ke Licenses Birla Ka Bangla

Daler Ka Bhangra Amitabh Ki Style

Madhuri Ki Smile Shahrukh Ki Personality

Aishwarya Ki Popularity Worldtour Ka Ticket

Tendulkar Ka Wicket Administrator Ke Passwords

Jokes Ke Forwards Mercedez Ki Car

Diamond Ka Haar Dher Saraa Pyar

In this new year…

Wish you a Happy Diwali !!!!

7. Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,

Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,

Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,

Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

8. Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,

sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI 2010”

Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

9. Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise

Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise

Mehak ho “Axe” jaise

Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise

Aur tension-free rahe

“Huggies” jaise!

“Happy Diwali”

10. This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….

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11. May the joy, cheer,

Mirth and merriment

Of this divine festival

Surround you forever.

May the happiness,

That this season brings

Brighten your life

And, hope the year

Brings you luck and

Fulfills all your dearest dreams!

Happy deepavali…..

12. Ajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho,

Maa laxmi ka vass ho,

Sankaton ka nash ho,

Har dil pe apka raj ho,

Unnati ka sar pe taj ho,

Wish you a very Happy Diwali!

13. May the beauty

Of deepavali season

Fill your home with

Happiness,

And may the coming year

Provide you with all

That bring you joy!

*Happy Diwali*

14. Aayi hai diwali dekho

Sang layi khushiya dekho..

Yehan wahan jahan dekho

Aaj deep jagmagate dekho

15. May the divine light of diwali spread into your

Life peace, prosperity, happiness and good health.

16. Andhera hua dur raat ke saath

Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath

Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai

Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.

” Happy Diwali”

17. Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit

Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein

Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor

Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye.

Happy Diwali.

18. Diwali parva hai khushiyon ka,

Ujalo ka, laxmi ka…Iss diwali aapka

zindagi khushiyon se bhari ho,

Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,

Ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho.

Happy Diwali.

16. “,”‘,’”,this “,”,”,”””,,

is god’s rain”,,,”

of

“,’,’blessings”‘’”,

may it wash away

all ur troubles &

keep u happy…..

“happy diwali &

a prosperous year”

17. Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga,

Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,

Ghar pariwar samaj me banoge sartaj,

Yehi kamna hai hamari aap ke liye

Diwali ki dhero shubh kamanaye

18. For this, is a special time when family

And friends get together,for fun.

Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,

In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!

“Happy Deepavali”

19. DeEp Jalte jagmagate rahin,

Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahin,

Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari

‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahin…’

Happy Diwali

20. Apako ashirwad milai Ganesh se.

Vidya mile Saraswati se.

Daulat mile Laxmi se.

Khushiya mile Rab se.

Pyaar mile Sab se.

Yahi duwa hai is dil se.

Happy Diwali

21. Main aasha karta hun

Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,

Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,

Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..

Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..

Wish You Happy and Shub Diwali with Diwali SMS Shayaris Collections

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,

Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,

Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur

apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.

* Happy Diwali *

“Aaj se aap ke yahan…dhan. .. ki barsat ho,

Maa laxmi ka… vaas… ho, sankatto ka…. nash… ho

har dil par aapka… raj… ho, unnati ka sar par… taj… ho

ghar me shanti ka…. vaas… ho

* HAPPY DIWALI *

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…

Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,

Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,

Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!

Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,

sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI”

Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,

Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,

Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,

Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

Happy Diwali

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,

navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,

Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha.. .

* * * Happy Diwali * * *

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,

Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,

Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…

Happy Diwali

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,

Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,

Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj,

Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye

Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye

With gleam of Diyas

And the Echo of the Chants

May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

May the Divine Light of Diwali

Spread into your Life with Peace,

Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.

Happy Diwali

Troubles as light as Air,

love as deep as Ocean,

Friends as Solid as Diamonds,and

Success as bright as Gold…These are

the wishes for you and your family

on the eve of Diwali ki Shubhkamana!

Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi,

Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi

Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo.

Happy Deepavali.

Happy Deepavali Wishes

Celebrate the triumph of Goodness over evil. May this bright day bless you with health, wealth and prosperity. Happy Diwali.

Hope the festival of lights enlightens your home and heart with peace and serenity. Wishing you loads of joy and happiness, on Diwali.

May the Goddess of wealth and the God of Knowledge bless you with their choicest blessings on this Diwali!

May the festival of lights encircle your life with joy and happiness. Success comes at your doorsteps. With these blessings, I send my warm wishes to you on Diwali.

May the blessings of Goddess Lakshmi bestow you with opulence and prosperity. May you have a sparkling Deepavali.

As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way.

On Diwali, I send you wishes for a year filled with prosperity, health and lots of fun! Hope you have a happy Diwali!

I hope that the beauty of this festival of lights, bring a world of joy, happiness and contentment to you, to last the whole year through. Happy Diwali.

May the lamps of joy, illuminate your life and fill your days with the bright sparkles of peace, mirth and goodwill, because you are someone who deserves life’s best and so much more. Have a joyous Diwali.

May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.

May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead. Best wishes on Diwali

Diwali is the time for joy and happiness. Rejoice on this blessed occasion, spread the glee to your friends and loved ones by sending them our dazzling Happy Diwali greetings

Friendship

Friendship opens many doors

Each with a different view

But none could be more beautiful view

Than the door that leads to you.

Navratri SMS

Maa durga apko apni 9 bhujao se:

1. bal

2. buddhi

3. aishwarya

4. sukh

5. swasthya

6. daulat

7. abhijeet

8. nirbhikta

9. sampannta

pradan kare

JAI MATA DI.

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Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai,

Sabke dilo ko marm milta hai,

Jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.

SHUBH NAVRATRI.

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Maa Durga Humein SarvShreshtha Banne ka Saahas-Ichha-Dhairya Pradan Kare.

Unki Aseem Kripa Hum Par Bani Rahe!

Apko Aur Apke Parivar Ko 

NAVRATRI KI SHUBHKAMNAYE!

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ChaNdaN Ki Khushbu

Resham Ka Haar,

SawaN ki SugaNdh

Barish Ni Fuhar,

Radha Ki Ummide

KaNhaiya Ka Pyar.,

Mubarak Ho Apko NAVARATRI Ka Tyohar., 

HAPPY NAVARATRI

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MAA

bharti jholi khali!

MAA

ambe vaishno wali!

MAA

sankat harne wali!

MAA

vipda mitane wali!

MAA

ke sabhi bhakto ko NAVRATRA ki shubh kamnaye

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N-Nav chetna

A-Akhand jyoti

V-Vighna nashak

R-Ratjageshwari

A-Ananddayi

T-Trikal drshi

R-Rakshan karti

A-Anand mayi Ma Nav Durga bless you..!

Happy Navratri

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I pray to maa durga to gave you all

SHANTI

SHAKTI

SAMPATTI

SWARUP

SADGI

SANYAM

SAMMAN

SARASWATI

or

SNEH

HAPPY NAVRATRI SMS

Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,

aur maa durga ke

ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….

‘HAPPY NAVRATRI’

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Bajre ki roti,

aam ka achar,

suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,

chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar,

mubarak ho aapko

‘NAVRATRI’

ka tyohar.

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PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,

NA RAHE KOI GAM KA

EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . .

HAPPY NAVRATRA.

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Maa Durge,

Maa Ambe,

Maa Jagdambe,

Maa Bhawani,

Maa Sheetla,

Maa Vaishnao,

Maa Chandi,

Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey..

JAI MATA DI.

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This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.

Happy Navratri

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Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.

Best Wishes for Navratri

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Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.

Good Wishes for a joyous Navratri and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

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“Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ” SHUBH NAVRATRI.

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Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.

Best Wishes for Navratri

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Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.

Good Wishes for a joyous Navratri and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

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Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,

dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,

fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais,

rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu…

HAPPY NAVRATRI!

Maaf Kare Mainu Rab

Maaf kare mainu rab, Main kise nu tera darja de baitha,

Teri ditti is jind nimani cho kise nu karja de baitha,

Oh nain bade hi sohne si, Main jina vich dunia kho baitha,

Kari maaf mainu ve rabba, Main kise nu tera darja de baitha