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Diwali special Shayari and Jokes:

1. Aapko Diwali Mubarak Ho,
Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho..
Kintu Parantu ..I know its 2 early
Bt I have thousands of beauties, hotties and smarties to wish…
So I thougnt to finish AunTies & UncLes 1st


2. Amitabh -
mere paas rocket hai,
shurli hai,
chakri hai,
murga bumb hai,
anaar hai,
tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi kapoor -
mere paas
maachis hai!:p


3. Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper,
zabardast,
xtra-badhiya,
xtra special
ekdum mast n dhinchak,
bole to ekdum Jhakaas
“HAPPY DiWALi”



4. Mai Apna Mann Sirf
Puja
Archana
Aarti
Shradha
Bhawana Me H Lagana
Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi
Rehti Ho To Batao


5. This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:
C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs
* HAPPY DIWALI *


6. Krishna Ki Ukti Hanuman Ki Shakti
Meerabai Ki Bhakti Ramchandra Ka Gyan
Karan Ka Daan Einstein Ki Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi Gandhi Ki Ahimsa
India Ki Parampara Vajpayee Ki Maryada
Nizaam Ki Sampada Michael Jordan Ki Salary
Abdul Kalam Ki Vocabulary Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem
Sweetheart Ka Amarprem Microsoft Ke Share
Rupiyo Ke Dher Tata Ke Senses
Ambani Ke Licenses Birla Ka Bangla
Daler Ka Bhangra Amitabh Ki Style
Madhuri Ki Smile Shahrukh Ki Personality
Aishwarya Ki Popularity Worldtour Ka Ticket
Tendulkar Ka Wicket Administrator Ke Passwords
Jokes Ke Forwards Mercedez Ki Car
Diamond Ka Haar Dher Saraa Pyar
In this new year…
Wish you a Happy Diwali !!!!


7. Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,



8. Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI 2010
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.


9. Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe
“Huggies” jaise!
“Happy Diwali”


10. This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….
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(((((BOOM)))))
“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*….


11. May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali…..


12. Ajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vass ho,
Sankaton ka nash ho,
Har dil pe apka raj ho,
Unnati ka sar pe taj ho,
Wish you a very Happy Diwali!


13. May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
*Happy Diwali*


14. Aayi hai diwali dekho
Sang layi khushiya dekho..
Yehan wahan jahan dekho
Aaj deep jagmagate dekho


15. May the divine light of diwali spread into your
Life peace, prosperity, happiness and good health.


16. Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
” Happy Diwali”


17. Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit
Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor
Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye.
Happy Diwali.


18. Diwali parva hai khushiyon ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka…Iss diwali aapka
zindagi khushiyon se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
Ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho.
Happy Diwali.


16. “,”‘,’”,this “,”,”,”””,,
is god’s rain”,,,”
of
“,’,’blessings”‘’”,
may it wash away
all ur troubles &
keep u happy…..
“happy diwali &
a prosperous year”


17. Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar pariwar samaj me banoge sartaj,
Yehi kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki dhero shubh kamanaye


18. For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali”


19. DeEp Jalte jagmagate rahin,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahin,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari
‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahin…’
Happy Diwali


20. Apako ashirwad milai Ganesh se.
Vidya mile Saraswati se.
Daulat mile Laxmi se.
Khushiya mile Rab se.
Pyaar mile Sab se.
Yahi duwa hai is dil se.
Happy Diwali


21. Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..