April 2010

Punjabi Tadka

at 4:02:00 AM

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,

Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

Padna-likhna chad pare,

Nakal te rakh aas,

chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,

Rabb karuga paas!!!

Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,

tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,

ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,

Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,

saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,

jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,

assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,

Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,

Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,

te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,

koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,

hor ki dua manga rabb to,

tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

Tu kehnde pyaar na vishvaas da hai

mohhabat na gama di laash da hai ,

mohabbat asal (reality) khatir tarasdi ae,

mohabbat na hi ik dharvas(fake assurence) da hai

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi

Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,

saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,

hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda

assi tere piche kyoN rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda

Massa massa si aayi maut

ik hor hii adchan pe gayi

oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi

saanu ummer(age) vdhaani pe gayi

Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna

ainve log den ge taane

jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya

fer kidha nibhange yaaraane

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,

par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,

oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,

saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!

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OH MENU DEKHI JAANDI SE
MEIN ONU DEKHI JAANDA SE
MEIN ONU KUCHDASNA CHAHNDA SE
OH MENU KUCH PUCHNA CHANDHI SE
PAR KI KARIYE
PAPER NA ONU ANDA SE
NA MENU OUNDA SE

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SANU MATLAB NAHIN KISE RISHTE TON
SANU JAAN JAN TO WAADH PYARIAN EH YAARIAN NE
SAADE YAAR NE MODDE TANGI BANDOOK WARGE
JINAH DE SIRAN TE SADIYAN SARDAARIAN NE…

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JINA BOTLAN DE DATT AKSE HUNDE,
DARU OHNU VICHON KADE DULDI NA.
JINA MITRAN NAAL GUHRA PYAR HUNDA
YAD OHNADE DILAN VICHON BHULDI NA.

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AFEEM KHA MASTI MANA
DARU PEE BAKRE.. BULA
JARDE LA MOTION BANA
BHUKI KHA TE DHOLE.. GA
FANCY PEE 100 SALL JE
FROM ALL INDIA AMLI ASSOCIATION..

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ORKUT TESTIMONIALS

at 3:40:00 AM

Heart full of love

_______???????________________________see

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___????????????????____________________Don’t

__??????????????????____???????? ______lose

__???????????????????_????????????____some

__??????_Luv_??????????????????????___one

__?????????????????????????????????__Who

___?????_U_???????????????????????_ is

____??????????????????????????????_91%Kind

______?????_FRIEND??????????????_92%Good looking

________??????????????????????___93%Smart

__________??????????????????____94%Nice

____________??????????????______95%Pretty

_____________???????????_________96%Good thinking

_____________????????_____________97%Geneious

_____________?????_________________98%Truthfull

____________????_____________________99%Sincere

___________??__________________________100% friendly

__________ ?____________________________so plzzz

___________?______________________________don’t lose

Friendship Lasts Forever

Don’t let the past hold you back; you’re missing the good stuff.

Life’s short. If you don’t look around once in a while, you might miss it.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

Good friends are like stars….You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.

Don’t frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?

NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn’t that the truth?)

Everything is okay in the end. If it’s not okay, then it’s not the end.

There may be somebody who is thinking about you RIGHT NOW and wishing that you were around. That’s the wonderful thing about friendship-you always feel loved and cared about.

The most important thing to remember is… Always appreciate the friends that you have.

A fight may come and go very easily, but a friendship could last forever.

Girl’s Psychology

*** Fraud with Innocent Boys ***

*** Fun with Handsome Boys ***

*** Friendship with Charming Boys ***

*** Contact with Intelligent Boys ***

*** Flirt with Freaky Boys ***

*** Love with Faithful Boys ***

& in the end

*** Marriage with the Rich Boy ***

!!! Moral of the story !!!

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !

Mobile Trouble

ek ladki thi deewani si

Mobile lekar chalti thi

Nazrain jhuka ke

Sharma ke

Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!

Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko

Par jaane kis se darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujhse

Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,

Yeh ON kaise hota hai….

Bruce Lee’s Profile

1. Favorite vegetable

* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch

* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?

* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee“s sister-in-law“s name?

* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast

* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival

* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress

* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music

* Qawa Lee

9. Most interesting job?

* Coo Lee

10. When did Bruce Lee die?

* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?

* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station

* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?

* Mawa Lee

14. Favori te Hindi movie?

* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favourite cricketer?

* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favourite Pet

* Bil Lee

17. Favourite Passtime

* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place

* Na Lee

Maaro

* Taa LEE

Expert’s HINDI

you think you are an expert in hindi… think again.. these are the

“shudh” hindi translation for a few common english words….

CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita

CRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita

TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak

LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de tada tad

LIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak

TIE : Kanth Langoti….(best one)

MATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti

TRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa

TEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti

TRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini

ALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra

RAILWAY STATION : Bhabhka Adda

BUTTON : Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak

MOSQUITO : Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev

Friends Forever Like

!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!

!*~.”.~*!!~*!Friends come and Friends go!*~!!*~.”.~*!

!*~.”.~*!——Like wave upon the sand———!*~.”.~*!

!*~.”.~*!———Like day and night————-!*~.”.~*!

!*~.”.~*!———Like birds in flight————-!*~.”.~*!

!*~.”.~*!—Like snowflakes wen they land—–!*~.”.~*!

!*~.”.~*!–But you and I are somthing else—–!*~.”.~*!

!*~.”.~*!—-Our friendship’s here to stay——!*~.”.~*!

!*~.”.~*!Lik weeds and rocks and dirty socks–!*~.”.~*!

!*~.”.~*!——–It never goes away————-!*~.”.~*!

!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*

Friends Forever

A Friend understands -

Waits Forever, when u say 1 minute,

Stays, when u say leave me alone &

Friends