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ORKUT TESTIMONIALS

Heart full of love


_______???????________________________see
_____????????????_______________________it
___????????????????____________________Don’t
__??????????????????____???????? ______lose
__???????????????????_????????????____some
__??????_Luv_??????????????????????___one
__?????????????????????????????????__Who
___?????_U_???????????????????????_ is
____??????????????????????????????_91%Kind
______?????_FRIEND??????????????_92%Good looking
________??????????????????????___93%Smart
__________??????????????????____94%Nice
____________??????????????______95%Pretty
_____________???????????_________96%Good thinking
_____________????????_____________97%Geneious
_____________?????_________________98%Truthfull
____________????_____________________99%Sincere
___________??__________________________100% friendly
__________ ?____________________________so plzzz
___________?______________________________don’t lose

Friendship Lasts Forever


Don’t let the past hold you back; you’re missing the good stuff.
Life’s short. If you don’t look around once in a while, you might miss it.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.
Good friends are like stars….You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.
Don’t frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn’t that the truth?)
Everything is okay in the end. If it’s not okay, then it’s not the end.
There may be somebody who is thinking about you RIGHT NOW and wishing that you were around. That’s the wonderful thing about friendship-you always feel loved and cared about.
The most important thing to remember is… Always appreciate the friends that you have.
A fight may come and go very easily, but a friendship could last forever.

Girl’s Psychology


*** Fraud with Innocent Boys ***
*** Fun with Handsome Boys ***
*** Friendship with Charming Boys ***
*** Contact with Intelligent Boys ***
*** Flirt with Freaky Boys ***
*** Love with Faithful Boys ***
& in the end
*** Marriage with the Rich Boy ***
!!! Moral of the story !!!
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !

Mobile Trouble


ek ladki thi deewani si
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Mobile lekar chalti thi
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Nazrain jhuka ke
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Sharma ke
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Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
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Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
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Par jaane kis se darti thi
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Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
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Yehi poochha karti thi
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Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai….

Bruce Lee’s Profile


1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee
2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee
3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee
4. Bruce Lee“s sister-in-law“s name?
* Saa Lee
5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee
6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee
7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee
8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee
9. Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee
10. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee
11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee
12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee
13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee
14. Favori te Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee
15. Favourite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee
16. Favourite Pet
* Bil Lee
17. Favourite Passtime
* Khuj Lee
18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee
Maaro
* Taa LEE

Expert’s HINDI


you think you are an expert in hindi… think again.. these are the
“shudh” hindi translation for a few common english words….
CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita
CRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita
TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak
LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de tada tad
LIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak
TIE : Kanth Langoti….(best one)
MATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti
TRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa
TEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti
TRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini
ALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr
RAILWAY SIGNAL : Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra
RAILWAY SIGNAL : Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika
RAILWAY SIGNAL : Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra
RAILWAY STATION : Bhabhka Adda
BUTTON : Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak
MOSQUITO : Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev

Friends Forever Like


!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!!~*!Friends come and Friends go!*~!!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!——Like wave upon the sand———!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!———Like day and night————-!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!———Like birds in flight————-!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!—Like snowflakes wen they land—–!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!–But you and I are somthing else—–!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!—-Our friendship’s here to stay——!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!Lik weeds and rocks and dirty socks–!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!——–It never goes away————-!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*

Friends Forever


A Friend understands -
Waits Forever, when u say 1 minute,
Stays, when u say leave me alone &

Friends


I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....

you have to think before you speak to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
my presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to thank me for everything i do for you!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to say sorry for everything that you don't do!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to ask me for favors!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think i would not be curious to know your new philosophy of life!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you go by what i say and do not understand what i don't say!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think that listening to your dreams would put me to sleep!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think that seeing you in pain, would not bring a tear to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think I do not remember the first time we met!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you don't see the thousand ways I try to make you happy!

Opens the door even before u knock.

Best Friends 


If

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Chocolate,
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sweetest,


If
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Bear,
U
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Most Hugable,


If
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Star,
u
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DA
brightest,


If
u
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My friend,

"Oh My God".......

I AM THE LUCKIEST



You are my one true friend


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The day I met you
I found a friend -
And a friendship that
I pray will never end.

Your smile - so sweet
And so bright -
Kept me going
When day was as dark as night.

This friendship we share
Is so precious to me,
I hope it grows and flourishes
And lasts unto infinity.

You are so extra-special to me
And so this to you I really must tell:
You are my one true friend