FUNNY STATUS QUOTES FOR Facebook Website
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* Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be a shiftless bastard.
* Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
* He who fishes in another man’s well often catches crab.
* Wife who put man in dog house find him in cat house.
* Man who farts in church sits alone in pew.
* Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
* Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
* Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
* Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
* Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
* Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg not find nuts.
* Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
* Modern house without toilet uncanny.
* Woman who springs on inner-spring this spring, gets off-spring next spring
* Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
* Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.
* Man who lay woman on ground has peace on earth.
* Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split personality.
* Baseball very strange game. How can man with 4 balls walk?
* Woman who go to man’s apartment for snack may get tit bit.
* Man who kisses girl’s behind, gets crack in face.
* Woman who spends much time on bedspring, may have offspring.
* Passionate kiss like spider web: lead to undoing of fly.
* Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
* Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag.
* Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.
* Man who fights with wife all day, gets no peace at night.
* Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
* Wife who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
* Virginity like balloon, one prick and it is all gone.
* Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss.
* Woman who flies upside-down have crack up.
* He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
* Man who have head up ass, have shitty outlook on life.
* Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.
* A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.
* He who make oral love to epileptic woman may get tongue-tied.
* He who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.
* Epileptic woman who give blow-job may bite big one.
* Sleepy man who stand behind car get exhausted.
* Sleepy man who stand in front of car get tired.
* Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingers.
* Man who stand on toilet, must be high on pot.
* Man who have hand in pockets, not crazy, just feeling nuts.
FUNNY MESSAGES and QUOTES FOR FACEBOOK STATUS
* Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
* Baseball very funny game–man with 4 balls no can walk!!
* Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
* Woman who fly plane upside down have crackup.
* Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
* Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
* A girl’s best asset is her ‘lie’ability.
* Support bacteria — it’s the only culture some people have!
* Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night. (hehehe – ^v^)
* Man who run behind car get exhausted.
* Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
* Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
* He who fishes in another man’s well often catches crab.
* Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
* Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
* He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
* Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
* Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
* He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
* Elevator smell different to midget.
* Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth
