Jisdi manzil hi shamshan hai bus

Main jyoti han us deewe di

Jisde tel da koi pta nahi,

Main aakhri sahe baithi han ,

Main pal bhar di mehmaan han bus

Main mehndi han ohna hatha di jisda sajjan kite guaach geya ,

Be bhage ona hatha di.main kuz din di mehmaan han bus

Main sasi han us punu di jo ret ch jind guya bethi.main aarthi han us raste di

Jisdi manzil hi shamshan hai bus

Writer:-

Priya Bharti

Funny Quotes

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.


The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch


Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz


It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.


There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith


The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain


I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.


Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Spiritual SMS

• Whenever you dont understand whats happening in your life you just have to close your eyes
  take a deep breath & say "LORD,i know its your plan, just help me through it...

• Worrying doesnt change anything.. but trusting the LORD changes everything..When we put our cares in God's hands, he puts his peace in our hearts.

• In times of diffuculties, dont ever say, "God i have a big problem", but instead "Hey problem, I have a big GOD and everything will be alright."

• Keep in mind that GOD is your greatest companion because no matter how imperfect you are and no matter what happens inyour life, GOD will still be there to give you the greatest love youve always wanted.

• When you open your door to God, you open your door to friendship.

• Trials exist not because God wants to test you. That is a lie. He already knows your capabilities, more than you could imagine, trials exist because you need to learn one thing, and that is FAITH.

• God will prove to you how good and acceptable and perfect His will is, when He’s got His hands on the steering wheel of your life.

• Everything about the future is uncertain but 1 thing is for sure, God had already arranged all our tomorrows. We just have to trust in him as he leads.

• Little things we give away surely comes back to us some other day. Coz God never forget to give reward to those who share their unselfish hearts.

• The best way to walk each day is not by walking with nice shoes, but by walking with God. Walk not only by feet but walk with faith in your heart.

TUMARE JIENDGE ME KABHI KOE GAM NA HO

APKI ,AANKHE KANHI ANSUOO SE NAM NA HO

APKO MAILE ROJ-ROJ NAYEGIRL FRIEND

JINKI UMAR 80 SE KAM NA HO

PHOOL BINA KHUSHBU BEKAAR 

CHANDANI BINA CHAND,BEKAAR 

PYAAR BINA ZINDAGI BEKAAR AUR

GIRL-FRIEND KE BINA CARTOON-NETWORK BEKAAR

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho

main Saya lagta hai ..

Jo apna hia woh

praya lagta hai

tum se milney ki

Tmana tu bhot hai

Lekin

Anay janey main karyaa

bohat lagta hai........

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta......

Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......

Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta......

Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha......

Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......

Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......

Are miss karna hai to macharo ko karo.......

jo apni jaan per khelkar bhi aapko kiss kiya karte hai.........

aik baat bataon raaz ki

karo us larki sey asshqi

jis k chehre pey ho sadgi

sanso main ho taazgi

chandni ho chand kee

raani ho wo raat ki

khushboo ho gulab ki

batain karay pyar ki

nazuk ho mizzajj ki

achy ho ikhlaq ki

paband ho namaz ki

khidmat karay ma bap ki

aur kahay

main hon sirf aap ki …

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to 

kya hua umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,

hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge

Ladki(Konsi Hai Bhai) Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, 

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. 

Baba Bhai Bole : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, 

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

Baaghon mein phool khilte rahenge......

raat mein deep jalte rahenge......

Khuda aapko saari khushiyan dede.....

Baaki takleef to hum aapko dete rahenge....

Paani aane ki baat karte ho.....

Dil jalaney ki baat karte ho.....

humne cheh din se muh nahi dhoya.....

aur tum nahane ki baat karte ho.....

Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far

vo Bhi Kya Din The Jab Hame Iog

Deewaano Ki Tarah Kiss Kiya Karte The

Par Hay Hamari Futi Kismat Ke

Us Waqt Ham 2 Saal Ke Hua Karte The

Din mein chaand sitare acche nahi lagte.....

Ab duniya ke yeh nazare acche nahi lagte....

Koi jikar kyo nahi karta humare ghar per....

ki ab hum Kuware acche nahi lagte.........

Agar koi app ko dukh de,taklef de, apko rone pe majbour kare to ap b usko rula sakte hain pata hai kaise?? uski ankh main ungli mar ke

Aaj phir mujhe apni kismat per rona aaya........

jab meine phir pyar mein dhokha paaya.........

phir ke kudi ko dekha to yeh mann muskuraya.......

aur bola dekh teri kismat tune kya khoya aur kya paya.........

Lamha Lamha waqt Guzar jaiga..

Shaadi k bandhan mai koi Aapko Baandh jaiga..

Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se koi AFFAIR krlo..

Kya pata kal konsa CARTOON aapka DULHA banajyga

Mosam shabab ka

nasha sharab ka

parda janab ka

aur rang gulab ka

in main sab sey haseen to dekho

sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka"

Mere pass 1 bandar aya aur kaha,

mujhe logo ko pareshan karna hai,

maine tumhara naam bataya to usne jhapad mara,

aur kaha "BOSS" se panga nahi.

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,

Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna

“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”

bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna ....

Aankhon Me Sharafat,

Chaal Me Nazakat,

Dil Me Sachai,

Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .

Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

“BHAI”

Ek LARKI Ki DUA

Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,

Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,

Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,

Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

Daton ko barabar ghis dalne ka 

moti ke mafik chamka dalne ka 

hath me cutting chay leke 

sab friend log ko bol dal 

"subah ho gayi mamu" Bole to gudwali morning

Cheez Bewafai se badkar kya hogi,

Gum_e_halat judai se badkar kya hogi,

Jise deni ho saza 4 saal ke liye,

B.E. ki Padhai se badkar kya hogi

Ab bhul chuka hun sab kuchh 

jo yaad hain wo bhi bhula dunga

ab laut ke mere paas na aana warna 

haath ka kangan gale ki phaansi bana doonga

Jawani ke din nokeelay hogaye........

Jazbaat hamaray chamkeelay hogaye..........

Izhaar-e- Muhabaat main hum dheelay hogaye........

aur un kay haath peelay hogaye........

Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,

suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,

kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,

dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata... 

Punjabi Shayari

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,

Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

Padna-likhna chad pare,

Nakal te rakh aas,

chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,

Rabb karuga paas!!!

Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,

tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,

ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,

Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,

saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,

jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,

assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,

Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,

Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,

te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,

koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,

hor ki dua manga rabb to,

tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

Tu kehnde pyaar na vishvaas da hai

mohhabat na gama di laash da hai ,

mohabbat asal (reality) khatir tarasdi ae,

mohabbat na hi ik dharvas(fake assurence) da hai

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi

Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,

saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,

hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda

assi tere piche kyoN rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda

Massa massa si aayi maut

ik hor hii adchan pe gayi

oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi

saanu ummer(age) vdhaani pe gayi

Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna

ainve log den ge taane

jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya

fer kidha nibhange yaaraane

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,

par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,

oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,

saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!