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Bura Mat Type Karo
Bura Mat Like Karo
Bura Mat Share Karo


Ik Sohni Jehi Kudi Diyan Preeta

Ik Sohni Jehi Kudi Diyan Preeta
Ik Sohni Jehi Kudi Diyan Preeta Te Dul Gaya,
Dul Ki Gaya Main Tan Apni Aukat Hi Bhul Gaya,

C Main Ik Sau Munda,
Jad Kudi Ne Khud Purpose Mareya,
Saade Toh Reh Na Hoya

Lattu Ho Gaya C Usdi Sohni Surat Da,
K Ohi Disdi C Mainu Har Velle

Eh Tah Mera Veham C K Oh Mainu Chaundi Hai,
Par Oh Te Kamli Apna Time Tapaundi C

Dussehra Punjabi, Hindi SMS Messages, Greetings & Wishes Collection

Punjabi and Hindi Dussehra sms messages 2012, sms collection on Shayari.ApnaPunjab.Info along with Dussehra sayings , Dussehra greetings , Dussehra wishes for your friends and family members on this event.

Dussehra Punjabi, Hindi SMS Messages, Greetings & Wishes Collection


An auspicious day to start with any good work..
It was today that good won victory..
over bad May this day clear all..
hurdels of your life and start..
new era of wellbeing
Happy Dussehra….!!

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May Lord Rama always…
keep showering his blessings upon you….
May your life be prosperous and..
trouble free throughout.
Happy Dussehra

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Dussehra Naam Hai,
Burai Par Acchai Ki Jeet Ka,
Dussehra Lata Hai Ek Ummed.
Ravan Ki Tarah Hamare Dukhon Ka Ant Ho,
Ek Nai Shuruat Ho Ek Naye Savere K Saath.
Happy Dussehra

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Hi Hi Ha Ha Ha
(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
<|'¥'|>
_/”‘\_
^^ ^^
RAVAN KE RISHTEDARO KO DASHEHRE KI BADHAIYAA..
Enjoy. 

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May all the tensions in your life burn along with the effigy of Ravna.
May you be successful and happy ever!
Happy Dussehra!  

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Day 4 victory of Ram over Ravana.
When in Satya Yug, Ram killed da great demon and king of Lanka, Ravana.
Lets celebrate together and believe in blessings of God for good.
Dussehra mangalmay ho! 

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Lets start a great life by conquering over our eternal enemy like kama,krodha,....Lets take the oath to give a dimension to our life on this auspicious festival.Happy Dussehra

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HAPPY DASSEHRA TO ALL. MAY SHRI RAMJI GIVES U ALL HAPPINESS AND LOVE TO UR FAMILY. 

Aisi Bewafai Ki Usne

Ki Meri Arthi Bhi Nilaam Ho Gayi
Aisi Bewafai Ki Usne
Ki Mohabbat Bhi Badnam Ho Gayi
Apne Pyar Ki Itni Keemat Vasool Ki Usne
Ki Meri Arthi Bhi Nilaam Ho Gayi

Wafa Karne Ki Saza

Wafa Karne Ki Saza
Roye Bina Kya Kare Hum,
Apne Ansu Kaise Roke Hum,
Jinke Liye Sab Kuch Chora Humne,
Aj Unhone Hi Bhari Mehfil Mein Keh Diya Ki,
''Ab Tumhare Na Hai Hum''

From: Pragati

Humne Izhar-E-Ishq Kar Diya Mobile Par


Humne Izhar-E-Ishq Kar Diya Mobile Par

Humne Izhar-E-Ishq Kar Diya Mobile Par,
Humne Izhar-E-Ishq Kar Diya Mobile Par,
.
.
.
.
Lakh Rupaye Ki Baat Ek Rupaye Mein Ho Gayi

Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked


Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked
Pappu Bar Bar Apna Facebook Ka
Password Bhool Jata Tha
Usne Socha Main Facebook Ka Pasword
Kya Rakhu Jo Kabhi Na Bhoolu 
Usne Password Rakha"INCORRECT "
Ab Jab Bhi Wo Galat Password Enter Karta
FB Use Khud Bata DetI
Ur Password Is "Incorrect"
Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked

Hath Ghut Ke Fadd Lai Ve Hale Umar Niyani

Hath Ghut Ke Fadd Lai Ve Hale Umar Niyani

Hath Ghut Ke Fadd Lai Ve Hale Umar Niyani,
Mein Suneya Is Dunia De Mele Chan Vichad Gaye Kayi Roohan De Haani,
Eh Dard Vichode De Methon Na Jane Ve Jhalle,
Hun Hon Naseeban Naal Sohneya Vichad Gaya De Mele

Funny SMS - Happy Independence Day - 2012


Funny SMS - Happy Independence Day - 2012
Aazaad Bharat Ke Nalayak Naujawano, 
Agar Aaj Valentine Day Hota to Inbox Full Hote
Chalo Ab Jaldi Uth Jao Aur Wish Karo Sabko, 
Happy Independence Day - 2012

15 August 2012 - Independence Day SMS,Message,Wallpapers


15 August 2012 - Independence Day Wallpapers
15 August 2012 - Independence Day Wallpapers

..-._.–.
‘-., .’
_-’ I ‘-._ _.._
._.-.’ LOVE ‘ -’ .-’
‘._/| MY , ‘.’;
‘. INDIA /
‘. .’
‘.,_,.’
Jai Hind.
Bharat mata ki jai!
Happy Independence Day 2012

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Mujhe Garv Hai Ki Mai Ek Hindustani Hun,
Aur Main Un Sabhi Mahan Aatmaon Ko
Shat Shat Naman Karta Hun
Jiski Vajah Se Hum Aaj Aazadi Ka Jashn Mna Rahe Hain.
2012 - Happy Independence Day India 

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Na sar jhuka hai kabhi,
Aur na jhukayenge kabhi,
Jo apne dum pe jiyen,
Sach mein zindagi hai wahi!
Live like a true Indian!
Happy Independence Day!

A Silent Message On 15 August 2012

Vichora (Sher) HD - Debi Makhsoospuri


Singer & Lyrics : Debi Makhsoospuri Feat.Prince Ghuman
Song : Vichora (Sher)
Music : Prince Ghuman
Album : Yaadan

Jado Mera Dil Nhi Lagda Ta Ohda Kive Lagda Hovega

Jado Mera Dil Nhi Lagda Ta Ohda Kive Lagda Hovega


Mai Bhi Gusse Oh V Gusse, Pta nhi Kehri Gal To Russe
Naina Vicho Neer Ohde V Wagda Hovega
Jado Mera Dil Nhi Lagda Ta Ohda Kive Lagda Hovega

Raksha Bandhan SMS - Hindi, Punjabi - 2013 - Greetings, Messages

Rakhi SMS 2013 shayari sms in Urdu for your friends. Rakhi SMS 2013 poetry , ghazal , poem and sher o shayr in Hindi. Best 1 line, 2 line and 4 line Rakhi SMS 2012 shayari Collection Online.

Raksha Bandhan SMS - Greetings 2013

Sath Pale aur Sath Bade Hain,
Khoob Mila Bachpan Mein Pyar,
Bhai Behn Ka Pyar Badane,
Aaya Rakhi Ka Tyohar,
Happy Raksha Bandhan 2013
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Raksha Bandhan SMS - Greetings 2013
You are so cute,
daring
and adorable..
Can't help
forming a
relationship with you...
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan 2013
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Raksha Bandhan SMS - Greetings 2013
Kamyabi Tumare Kadam Chume,
Khushian Tumare Charo Or Ho,
Par Bhagwan Se Itni Prarthana Karne Ke Liye,
Tum Mujhe Kuch To Commission Do!
To My Extremely Lovable (But Kanjoos) Brother…
Just Kidding As Always
“Happy Raksha Bandhan - 2013”’

Ishq Dunia Ka Sab Se Akhiri Aur Khatarnak Nasha Hai

Pyar, Ishq, Mohabbat Dunia Ka Sab Se Akhiri Aur Khatarnak Nasha Hai

Pyar, Ishq, Mohabbat Dunia Ka Sab Se Akhiri Aur Khatarnak Nasha Hai
Agar Tum Kisi Se Pyar Karne Ka Dawa Karte Ho To Use Nibhane Ki Himmat Bhi Rakho

Sanu Teriyan Kabool Manmaniyan


Sanu Teriyan Kabool Manmaniyan

Jehde Karde Mohabbatan Ne Sohneya
Oh Na Tak De Laabh Haanian
Jiwe Raazi Aa Tu Asan Tenu Rakhna
Sanu Teriyan Kabool Manmaniyan

Who Would You Be and Why?

Who Would You Be and Why?

If You Could Be Famous For A Day, 
Who Would You Be and Why?

Palka Je Jhukawa Ta Salam Ho Jawe

Palka Je Jhukawa Ta Salam Ho Jawe
Palka Je Jhukawa Ta Salam Ho Jawe,
Sir Je Jhuke Ta Adab Ho Jawe
Kitho Lai Awan Oh Nazar Ke Tenu Pta Bhi Na Lage Te Tera Deedar Ho Jawe

Waheguru Tere Dar Di Mitti Apne Mathe Te

Waheguru Tere Dar Di Mitti Apne Mathe Te

Waheguru Tere Dar Di Mitti Apne Mathe Te Laga Reha Han Main
Muramant Kar Reha Han Apni Tutti Hoyi Takdeer Di

Tera Mera Viah Ho Gaya, Mainu Raati Supna Aya C

Tera Mera Viah Ho Gaya, Mainu Raati Supna Aya C

Tu Baahi Choora Paya C, Main Sir Sehre Ban Ke Aya C
Tera Mera Viah Ho Gaya, Mainu Raati Supna Aya C

Maneya Ke Tu Sohni Aa


Sadi V Pagg De Larh Gindiyan

Maneya Ke Tu Sohni Aa,
Tera Pani Bharan Hazaran,
Sadi V Pagg De Larh Gindiyan,
Kehndiyan Kahundiyan Naarrn

Pata Nahi Kyun Hindu Ajj Bhi Puchde Indira Kyun Maari ?


Indira Gandhi

Kar Ke Lahu Luhaan Guru Di Dharti Nyari,
Pata Nahi Kyun Hindu Ajj Bhi Puchde Indira Kyun Maari ?
La Diti Singha Ne Banne, Jehri Ban Di C Sali Vadi Raj Kumari

Meeh Tere Pind Pai Gaya

Meeh Tere Pind Pai Gaya

Ni Chaulan Da Jagg Mitran Ne Kita
Meeh Tere Pind Pai Gaya

Ohde Kol Tan Dil Hi Nahi C


Main Kamli Jihnu Pyar Kar Baithi
Ohde Kol Tan Dil Hi Nahi C

Sohne Des Punjab To Main Sadke Jawan Oye

Sohne Des Punjab To Main Sadke Jawan Oye

Chad Chad Chanda Sohneya Tu Kar Rushnaian Oye
Vekh Ke Tenu Watan Diyan Kuj Yaadan Ayian Oye
Nahi Bhulayan Bhuldian Pipplan Diyan Chaawan Oyee
Sohne Des Punjab To Main Sadke Jawan Oye....

Naina Nu Har Vele Kyun Tera Hi Intezaar Rahe

Naina Nu Har Vele Kyun Tera Hi Intezaar Rahe

Naina Nu Har Vele Kyun Tera Hi Intezaar Rahe
Jis Pal Tenu Vekha Na Eh Dil Bekarar Rahe
Nasha Eh Tere Ishq Da Meri Rooh Nu Moh Gaya
Jado Da Dil Tera Ho Gaya

Zindagi Diya Thokran - Sad Facebook Status

Zindagi Diya Thokran

Maza Dindian Ne Zindagi Diya Thokran Bhi Ohna Nu
Jihna Nu Rabb Da Na Lai Ke Sambal Jaan Di Aadat Howe

Jitni Mohabbat Mili Baant Di Duniya Walon Ko

Jitni Mohabbat Mili Baant Di Duniya Walon Ko

Jitni Mohabbat Mili Baant Di Duniya Walon Ko
Jab Humne Jholi Phailai Toh 
Bereham Dunia Ne Dard Ke Siva Kuch Na Diya....!!!

Meri Google Wargi Soch

Main Kudi Computer Yug Di
Main Kudi Computer Yug Di
Medi Badi High Approach
Main Busy Rehni Aan Chatting Ch
Meri Google Wargi Soch

Khoobsurat Tan Koi Nahi Hunda

Khoobsurat Tan Koi Nahi Hunda
Khoobsurat Tan Koi Nahi Hunda, Khoobsurat Tan Sirf Khayal Hunda
Shakal Surat Di Tan Koi Gal Ni Hundi, Bas Dil Mileyan Da Sawal Hunda

Vishwas Rabad Wang Hunda Hai

Vishwas Rabad Wang Hunda Hai

Vishwas Rabad Wang Hunda Hai
Jo Har Galti To Baad Ghasda (Ghatda) Janda Hai

Social Networking Is Good For Promotions

Social Networking Is Good 4 Promotions
Social Networking Is Good 4 Promotions
But Not Good 4 Emotions

Tere Piche Saj Ke Tyar Huni Aan

Tere Piche Saj Ke Tyar Huni Aan

Tere pichhe sajj ke tyaar hunni aa
Keemti nageene waala haar hunni aa
Alarrpune cho ajj nikal challi
Tere naal reh ke hoshiyaar hunni aa
Boliyaan v paawa , dur khadi muskaawaan bass tere karke yaar
Ikk teri haan baddle , jatti nach di aa ho ke pabbaan bhaar
Ikk teri haan baddle , jatti nach di aa ho ke pabban bhaar
Ikk teri Haan baddle !!!

Ishq Ishq Tan Har Koi Kehnda, Badi Door Ishq Da Dera

Sach Ishq Je Karna Howe, Iko Yaar Bathera

Ishq Ishq Tan Har Koi Kehnda, Badi Door Ishq Da Dera
Sach Ishq Je Karna Howe, Iko Yaar Bathera

Teri Gal Dindi Hai Sukoon Meri Rooh Nu

Teri Gal Dindi Hai Sukoon Meri Rooh Nu
Teri Gal Dindi Hai Sukoon Meri Rooh Nu
Teri Gal Utte Kadi Gusa Bhi Aa Janda
Dosti Vich Ena K Tan Haq Banda
Tenu Bahli Cheti Rusan Da Cheta Aa Janda

You Are More Important Than Their Ego

You Are More Important Than Their Ego

Never Try To Dominate The One Who
Says Sorry To You For Their Mistake
Because, They Understand, You
Are More Important Than Their Ego

Aye Khuda Tera Sirnawa - Shayari


Aye Khuda Tera Sirnawa Lab De
Mere Kagaz, Kalam, Dawaat.......

Shehar Howe Je Khuda Mile
Mile Wasda Koi Jahaan


New Girl Friend Needed - Fill This Form

New Girl Friend Needed - Fill This Form Please
New Girl Friend Needed - Fill This Form

Sab Rishte Tut Ke Choor Ho Gaye

Sab Rishte Tut Ke Choor Ho Gaye
Sab Rishte Tut Ke Choor Ho Gaye
Sajan Hauli-Hauli Sade Ton Door Ho Gaye
Sadi Chup Sade Layi Gunah Ban Gayi
Te Oh Gunah Kar Ke V Bekasoor Ho Gaye

No One Can Ever Forget His-Her 1st School Crush

No One Can Ever Forget His-Her 1st School Crush
If You Still Remembers Yours, Write Down The Name
No One Can Ever Forget His-Her 1st School Crush
No One Can Ever Forget His-Her 1st School Crush

Yaari Tutan De Asar Da Fark Sirf Ena Hi Hoya C

Yaari Tutan De Asar Da Fark Sirf Ena Hi Hoya C

Yaari Tutan De Asar Da Fark Sirf Ena Hi Hoya C
Main Gal Dil Te La Gaya Te Ohne Dil Kite Hor La Laya

45 Things A Girl Want, But Won’t Ask For

45 THINGS A GIRL WANT, BUT WON’T ASK FOR
45 Things A Girl Want, But Won’t Ask For

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING ..
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE 

DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US ..
26. Don’t lie to her.
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT.
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her.

You’ll never know when she needs just a little more love .. ♥

God’s Gift - Best Friend

God’s Gift - Best Friend

Hello, Some 1 Asked Me 2 Describe You In 2 Words,
They Expected Me 2 Answer The Word Best Friend,
But I Didn't Answer That I Simply Smiled n Said God’s Gift!

Їт$ йот aЬоцт fїйdїиg $омёоиё


Їт$ йот aЬоцт fїйdїиg $омёоиё

Їт$ йот aЬоцт fїйdїиg $омёоиё
Шно щой'т fїgнт шїтн уоц
0ґ мaкє уоц $AD оя Mad !
Їт$ aвоцт fїиdїйg тнё pёґ$ои
Шно'll $тїll Ьё $TAЙDЇЙG тнёґє,

Thora Thora Mainu Bhi Pyar Hoi Janda Ee

Thoda Thoda Mainu Bhi Pyar Hoi Janda Ee

Har Shea (Cheez) Vicho Tera Hi Deedar Hoi Janda Ee
Thora Thora Mainu Bhi Pyar Hoi Janda Ee !!!!

Main Jado Kise Garib Di Jholi Vich Sikka Paya

Main Jado Kise Garib Di Jholi Vich Sikka Paya

Main Jado Kise Garib Di Jholi Vich Sikka Paya
.
Mainu Eh Mehsus Hoya Ki
.
Mehngai De Zamane Vich Duawan Ajj Bhi Kinian Sastian Ne

Shayad Unki Ada Hai Ye Jo Har Din Hume Tadpate Hain Wo

You can see yourself in my eyes

Shayad Unki Ada Hai Ye Jo Har Din Hume Tadpate Hain Wo
Kabi Kisi To Kabhi Kisi Bahane Se Hume Satate Hain Wo,
Na Jane Kya Milta Hai Unhe Jo Humpe YEh Sitam Dhate Hain Wo
Chain Hi Nahi Milta Unhe Jab Tak Hume Rulate Nahi Hain Wo

Stupid - Idiot - Huh - I Love You

Stupid - Idiot - Huh - I Love You

Bf: How Are You Sweetheart?

Gf: Not Good

Bf:why? What Hapnd?

Gf: I Have Cold

Bf: What? How?

Gf: I had Ice Cream.

Bf: Are you mad? I told you nt to eat ice cream in thisrainy season. . .are you crazy ? Look into my eyes wht the hell you think you are?

Don't you have brain? You arent a kid . . .cnt you take
care your self ? Stupid. . . Idiot . .

Gf: smiled. . . Hugged him and said "I LOVE YOU"

Bf:whats hapening here? Will you plz tell me .

Gf: .I Just Love Whenever You Scold Me That's Why I Ate Ice
Cream So Dat You Will Scold Me. .♥

Bf: stupid . .idiot. . .huh. ." I LOVE U TOO " [♥]

Pyar Na Sahi Nafrat To Karte Ho - Sad Love Shayari

Love Hurts..

Pyar Na Sahi  Nafrat To Karte Ho
Hum To Isi Baat Se Khush Hain
Humein Yaad To Karte Ho!!