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A LETTER TO BILL GATES FROM BANTA SINGH


Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought acomputer for our home and we encountered some problems, which I want to bring toyour notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account andwhenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field.

We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.

I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what thepassword is.

2. We are not able to enter anything after we click the 'shut down 'button.

3. There's a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not functioning the right way. My wife lostthe door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find',but not able to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' fromCAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to protect from the cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are you coming to my home tocollect ur money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoftsentence', so when u will provide that?

10. Hey, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad there is only oneicon with 'MY Computer', where is remaining ?

11. And in 'MY Pictures' there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.

Thanks
Banta Singh…

Funny Love Letter

How to Write Your Best Funny Love Letter

When you search for tips on writing love letters online, you'll see all articles are talking about serious romantic love letter. But no one is giving ideas on how to write a great funny love letter.

Even though romantic love letters are great and I am personally a fan of them too, but there is something special about funny letters too.

Bringing a smile or even a laugh to your loved one is always something they will appreciate and remember.

So here are some ideas to write a great funny love letter...

1. Draw Something Funny in Your Letter

It doesn't matter if you are a master drawing expert, or you feel your drawings look like a 6 year old kid. ;)

Actually the more funny and simple your drawing is, it is more effective in your love letter. So it is very easy for you.

You can draw hearts, flowers, or best, you can try to draw a simple comic of your boyfriend/girlfriend. It will make your letter look much more fun and live.

2. Remind Them of a Very Funny Memory You Two Shared

Do you remember that time that you or your partner did something that made you both laugh out so hard?

Then mention it playfully in your love letter and it will sure bring laughs to your partner every time he/she reads your letter... again and again.

3. Simply Tell a Joke

You can easily find lots of free jokes online about love and relationships. So choose your favorite one that matches your and your partner's personality best, and include it in your love letter.

Final Thoughts

You can use the free funny love letters provided to you at the beginning of this page to create your own love letter easily in 3 minutes. Enjoy, and wish you the best of luck!