Garmi Ch 3 Gallan Aksar Vekhan Nu Mil Diyan,
1. Paseena Bahut Aunda,
2. Light Bahut Jandi Aa
3. Te Mummy Di Awaz Sunan Nu Mildi Aa," Kanjor Je THANDA Paani Peeta C Te Botlan Thodi Maa Ne Bharniyan Ne"........
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Haath Mein Du Ya Muh Mein?
Boy-Apka Maam Kya Hai?
Girl-Pehan Ke Batau Ya Bolke?
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Boy-Kya Matlab?
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Grl-PAYAL Aur Apka?
Boy-Haath Mein Du Ya Muh Mein?
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Grl-Matlab?
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Boy-PRASAAD
What Will Be The Ad For Petrol In Year 2021?
What Will Be The Ad For Petrol In Year 2021?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano Free…!!!
Kirpa Kar Ke Gaddi Chalaun Vele Kudiyan Wal Na Dekho Ji
Kirpa Kar Ke Gaddi Chalaun Vele Kudiyan Wal Na Dekho Ji
Kio Ki Kudiyan Da Tan Kuch Nahin Jana
Par Tuhada Kuch Rehna Nahi
From :- District Commissioner
Nursery Jokes
Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a flat so how the damn do i know.
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
Mary had a little lamb & tied it to a pylon a 1000 volts shot up its ass & turned it into nylon
Mirror Mirror on the wall.Whos the fairest of them all?The mirror laughed & den it spat- It sure aint u.u ungly prat!
Hindi April Fool Day SMS
Advance Aprilfool sms
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?
April Fool SMS Hindi
In hasino se Rasme Wafaor Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to “APRIL FOOL” banjaye…
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy April Fools Day
The End Of The Internet
Congratulations!
After 40 years and 40 days, You’ve made it!
This is the last page.
Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet.
If you Click your back button, It will not work!
NO links on this page will work!
Now, “SHUT” down your computer and do something productive!
Write 60 letters and mail them at the post office…
Have lunch at the kitchen table…
Take your doggie for a walk…
Go play Bingo…
Go for a swim…
Go read a book…
Shout HIP – HIP – HORRAY!
And don’t forget…
Tell your friends YOU found “The End Of The Internet.”
Happy April Fool.!
April Fool Day Hindi SMS
Plz don”t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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dekha ho gaya na
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TIME WASTE!!
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
Happy April Fool Day!
April Fool Day SMS
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL – 2008!!!
Have a nice foolish day ahead….
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