Modern Art
Martial arts vs Modern art
STUDY
What is S.T.U.D.Y?
S=Sitting
T=Talking
U=unlimited
D=Dreaming
Y=Yawning,
T=Talking
U=unlimited
D=Dreaming
Y=Yawning,
So STUDY well
Oh god I have to STUDY more!
Umpiring Pregnancy
Once a man’s wife gets pregnant and is rushed to a hospital.
Unfortunately, the man was out of the city , when he got a call from the doctor to inform him about his wife.
He hung up but unfortunately he didnt know how to redail, so he tried to remember the number and called, the number was incorrect and went to an umpires phone(a man who keeps the score of a cricket match like a referee)
The man asked the umpire not knowing who was on the other line and said: “What is the condition?”, The umpire replied, “4 are out!”, “8 are going to be out soon.”
Unfortunately, the man was out of the city , when he got a call from the doctor to inform him about his wife.
He hung up but unfortunately he didnt know how to redail, so he tried to remember the number and called, the number was incorrect and went to an umpires phone(a man who keeps the score of a cricket match like a referee)
The man asked the umpire not knowing who was on the other line and said: “What is the condition?”, The umpire replied, “4 are out!”, “8 are going to be out soon.”
Birth Control Method
Positive Attitude
WHY WE HAVE SO MANY TEMPLES, IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE ?
A WISE MAN SAID : AIR IS EVERYWHERE, BUT WE STILL NEED A FAN TO FEEL IT .
A WISE MAN SAID : AIR IS EVERYWHERE, BUT WE STILL NEED A FAN TO FEEL IT .
SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES ,
MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.
MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.
